Tag Archives: Wheat Thins

Thoughts while flying

This is from my flying experience on 7/10/17, on my way to Ft. Lauderdale, FL, for the Jesus Freak cruise 2017. These are legitimately just thoughts I had and not the opinions of anyone else on the plane. Some of the notes go with the pictures. Thanks for reading. 

*No matter what people try to do to be “loners”, everything you do will always be about the people around you. Start paying attention to people. You have the hope they need. 

*Don’t take children under the age of 6 on a flight. You can drive. Take the extra time to do it. We don’t need people traumatized later in life because you were too selfish to take the time off for their mental safety and everyone else’s mental sanity. Does that sound mean? Yeah, probably. But I tend to empathize really well. Also, I don’t need more of a headache than I already have from being 37,000 feet in the air in a life-sized bullet going 300+ miles an hour. 

*Motion sickness bracelets and meds save lives. And lunches.👍🏼
When Wheat Thins are a snack on the Southwest flight but you’re the only one super excited about it and you’re in a row with people you don’t know.😂😂 pretty sure they’ve already started ignoring me. #fastlearners #winningforme 

*When they hand out the food on the plane and it suddenly sounds like snacktime at a daycare.😂😂 

But I don’t have a pen…😕🙃

Jk. I totally had one in my bag.😂😉 #writerlife 

*The awkward moment when you legitimately forget where the lavatory on the plane is.😳

*”Finally fell asleep on the plane,

To wake to see we’re going down in flames.” — Relient K, Down In Flames

😳😳😳 maybe I shouldn’t be listening to this song while on a plane.😂😂

*When you thought there was less time on the flight than there actually was… and you have to pee again. #fail 

*I swear, the Eagle Scout behind me is Kyle Heib’s twin (a nerdy but very sweet friend of mine). He sounds JUST like him. It’s almost creepy.